INT. FRONT DOORWAY OF HOME - NIGHT

EMILY enters her small Los Angeles home, throws her gym bag
on the floor and wipes sweat from her face.

                     EMILY
        I'm home!

ROBERT comes out of the upstairs bedroom and runs down the
steps to greet Emily.

                     ROBERT
        Finally, I'm starving! It's dark out
        you know?

                     EMILY
        Ah yeah sorry, I was stuck at work
        until seven and I couldn't skip the
        gym. Sam left a fat pile of work on
        my desk that she conveniently forgot
        to get done before her vacay.

Robert and Emily walk together to the kitchen.

                     ROBERT
        Where is she going?

Emily opens the fridge looking for something to eat and
Robert sits at the island.

                     EMILY
        Just Las Vegas for a girls trip. I'm
        convinced she thinks she's going to
        find the love of her life there and
        get hitched. She's gone full-valley
        girl with injections, waxing, the
        whole shebang. She even set up a few
        dates through Tinder.

                     ROBERT
        Jesus, she really wants to get
        married that bad? Why?

                     EMILY
        She's 35 and wants a baby. Although,
        I did tell her that Tinder in Vegas
        will weed out most of the good guys
        and end up in her marrying a male
        stripper or drug dealer.

                     ROBERT
        Both solid choices. Which one are
        you rooting for?

                     EMILY
        Both make decent money I guess.
        Stripper is probably a little more
        romantic so I'm team stripper.

Robert stands up and starts dancing provocatively next to
Emily and removing his shirt.

                     ROBERT
        Oh, this is romantic to you huh? I
        got a few moves you might like.

                     EMILY
        Save all of whatever that is for the
        bedroom. I need to eat in the next
        30 minutes or I might die. Does
        anything look good to you?

Robert sighs, puts his shirt back on and peers around the
fridge door to see a nearly empty fridge.

                     ROBERT
        I'd be surprised if the scraps in
        there were still cold with how long
        you've had it open.

                     EMILY
        I know, I know, I was supposed to go
        grocery shopping today I'm sorry.
        Tomorrow, I promise. Wanna order
        pizza?

                     ROBERT
        Fine, but no more pizza for the next
        few days please. My suits are
        getting tight.

                     EMILY
        I kind of like the extra rolls. In
        fact, you're looking a little
        delicious right now.

Emily slams the fridge door shut and bites Robert's arm
lovingly.

EXT. DOWNTOWN OFFICE BUILDING - DAY

A week has passed and Emily is standing outside of her work
building with her coworker SAM. They are holding coffee and
people-watching.

                     EMILY
        You really think I should just tell
        him?

                     SAM
        Emily, he has to think you're
        cheating by now. The late nights and
        the gym sessions. He's going to
        wonder why you're not losing weight.
        Well that or you can start taking
        diet pills I guess.

                     EMILY
        You know that working out doesn't
        automatically mean I'm going to lose
        weight, right?

                     SAM
        You're not fake working out hard
        enough then.

                     EMILY
        We're getting off track. Do I show
        him what I've been working on or do
        I wait to hear from the gallery?

Sam lights a cigarette and a couple walking by give her a
dirty look.

                     SAM
        I don't understand why you're acting
        like making art is some sort of
        crime. In what world is it worse
        than cheating?

                     EMILY
        Okay first, I'm not cheating and he
        knows that. Second, he thinks art is
        stupid and pointless. I really want
        to wait until things get going so I
        can prove to him that I can make a
        career of it.

                     SAM
        He thinks it's stupid?

                     EMILY
        He's not much of a dreamer. He's so
        content with our nine to fives and I
        think he just wants to settle down
        for eternity. Now that I've finally
        found something I love I feel like
        he wants me to give it up to be a
        sad little housewife.

                     SAM
        You know I dream of being a sad
        little housewife, right?

                     EMILY
        Speaking of, I take it you didn't
        get married on your trip?

                     SAM
        You think if I got married I'd come
        back and spend my day at this shit
        hole? No, I didn't get married. I'm
        lucky I didn't get murdered by the
        men I met up with.

Sam tosses her cigarette butt on the street and Emily and
her throw their coffee cups in the garbage on their way
into the building.

                     EMILY
        You need to vacation to some
        farmland next time. Find a nice
        cowboy.

                     SAM
        So, like every single Hallmark
        movie?

                     EMILY
        Now you're getting it.

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

Emily and Robert lay in bed in their pyjamas reading their
iPads.

                     EMILY
        You know how I used to paint? What
        do you think about me setting up a
        little studio in the guest
        bedroom? Get back into it.

                     ROBERT
        I thought we were over this whole
        artist idea. It's a cute hobby honey
        but a studio might be taking it too
        far.

                     EMILY
        I don't want it to be a cute hobby,
        I want to try and make it my career.
        I'm actually pretty good you know,
        some people at work were saying...

                     ROBERT
        I'm too tired for this conversation
        right now, can we hit pause and
        revisit another day?

Emily pulls the blankets off her and sits up with her legs
hanging off the bed. She turns the bedside lamp on.

                     EMILY
        When exactly will that be? You
        always push me off. For god's sakes,
        you treat me like I'm a child. I'm
        talented and part of me thinks
        you're worried I'll actually be
        great at something. You know how
        many times you've complimented my
        art? Not once.

                     ROBERT
        That's because I don't want to
        encourage your insanity. Just
        because you like something doesn't
        mean you should risk everything to
        pursue it. Besides, I was planning
        on turning that room into a baby
        room when you're ready.

                     EMILY
        I'm glad our imaginary future child
        is more important to you right now
        than my real life feelings.

INT. DOWNTOWN OFFICE BUILDING - DAY

Sam and Emily rolled their office chairs out of their
cubicles and are facing each other.

                     SAM
        He really freaked out like that?

                     EMILY
        I couldn't even look at him this
        morning.

                     SAM
        If you give him a baby it might buy
        you some brownie points and get him
        off your back for a few years.

                     EMILY
        A baby will only solidify my
        housewife status.

                     SAM
        It's not as bad as you make it
        sound. You get to quit, hangout with
        your kid all day and paint while
        he's working... in secret of course.

Sam winks at Emily. Emily kicks Sam in the shin.

                     SAM (cont'd)
        Ow! What? I'm just saying.

                     EMILY
        I got a voicemail from the gallery
        this morning. They want to host an
        entire show with my stuff next
        weekend.

                     SAM
        And you are just telling me this
        now?

                     EMILY
        I'm still figuring out how to tell
        Rob. Maybe I should just send him an
        e-invite and see if he shows.

                     SAM
        What happens when you're famous?
        Rob's going to have to be the stay-
        at-home dad.

                     EMILY
        Not every woman's destiny is to be a
        mother.

                     SAM
        I just think you're lucky that your
        guy is interested in the long-term,
        grow-old-with-you stuff. I'm over
        here praying for a text back from
        half the losers I date.

                     EMILY
        mhm.

                     SAM
        Just figure your shit out, okay? You
        don't want to be single in this
        dating pool. Trust me.

Emily uncomfortably shifts in her chair and rolls back into
her cubicle.

                     SAM (cont'd)
        And send me one of those e-invites
        to your red carpet event!

INT. FRONT DOORWAY OF HOME - NIGHT

Emily tries to sneak into the house and shut the front door
quietly. She starts walking to the kitchen and sees Robert
sitting by the front window with a gift.

                     ROBERT
        Nine o'clock, really? Are you
        avoiding me?

                     EMILY
        I just got caught up at work late
        and...

                     ROBERT
        I didn't know you did arts and
        crafts at work too?

Emily looks down at her body to see a blue paint smudge on
her brown pants.

                     EMILY
        Look, I got some news today and...

                     ROBERT
        Let's just start over okay? I'm
        sorry for getting angry with you
        last night. I picked up a gift for
        you on my way home from work today.

Robert lifts the lid to a box and pulls out a painting.

                     ROBERT (cont'd)
        There was a little gallery near
        where I get my suits dry cleaned.

Emily grabs the painting and admires the work.

                     EMILY
        This is actually really sweet.

                     ROBERT
        I'm not all bad.

                     EMILY
        No, no, of course not. I really
        didn't think you were going to budge
        on this. I'm so glad you changed
        your mind!

Emily dances a little out of excitement.

                     EMILY (cont'd)
        Do you care if I set up the studio
        tomorrow? I have some things I want
        to work on for..

                     ROBERT
        Wait, no, this painting was the I'm
        sorry gift. I didn't change my mind
        about the studio, that's still a bad
        idea.

                     EMILY
        You have zero faith in me?

                     ROBERT
        I have faith that you'll make a
        great mother Emily and I know you.
        You'll never be ready to start a
        family if you stay stuck in this
        little dream.

                     EMILY
        Hm.

                     ROBERT
        As you're husband I'm supposed to be
        honest with you. I'm trying to help
        you.

                     EMILY
        Alright well I'm busy with my silly
        little hobby next weekend so don't
        bother me. Make plans with Steven or
        something.

                     ROBERT
        You're really going to ice me out?
        I'm just excited about our future
        together, that's all.

                     EMILY
        Our? As if you ever cared about what
        I want.

Emily storms upstairs and slams the bedroom door behind
her.

INT. ART GALLERY - DAY

Emily nervously organizes snacks on a small table near the
entrance with one of the gallery staff members. Dozens of
people wander around the gallery but Sam and her husband
are nowhere to be seen.

                     EMILY (TEXT)
        Sam please hurry, I'm a nervous
        wreck. Are you coming?

Emily tucks her phone into her pocket and wanders around,
greeting the guests and explaining her work. An hour passes.

                     EMILY (TEXT) (cont'd)
        Okay if you're not dead or almost
        dead right now, I'm going to be
        pissed.

                     SAM (TEXT)
        Won't be able to make it.

Emily furiously shoves her phone in her pocket, sighs out
of frustration and looks up to see RAYMOND JUNE, the owner
of a prestigious gallery in Beverly Hills. Emily recognizes
him immediately from his frequent mentions in magazines and
on TV.

                     RAYMOND
        Having a rough time?

                     EMILY
        No, no, tonight has been incredible.
        I'm so glad to see you here Mr.
        June.

                     RAYMOND
        Call me Raymond.

                     EMILY
        Raymond, of course. So Raymond, I'm
        curious, how did you hear about my
        little showing?

                     RAYMOND
        I know everything there is to know
        about everything in the art world my
        dear.

Raymond starts to walk toward one of Emily's largest and
most controversial pieces of art. Emily follows closely
behind.

                     RAYMOND (cont'd)
        You've been quite the talk of the
        town if I'm being honest. The
        gallery owner here gave me a call
        about a week ago to come this
        weekend. I asked around and it seems
        I was the last to know about your
        beautiful pieces.

Raymond reaches up to point at a detail in the painting.

                     RAYMOND (cont'd)
        This piece specifically is so
        deliciously dark. The way you
        portrayed the pain on that poor
        woman's face. Outstanding.

                     EMILY
        That's my most recent work 'Deadly
        Secret'.

                     RAYMOND
        Ah, I've had a few of those in my
        life. What's the bid at? I'll double
        it.

                     EMILY
        You really like this piece?

                     RAYMOND
        Like it? I love it! Please sweetie,
        you could be doing so much better
        than a tiny gallery in East
        Hollywood. Let me show off your work
        in the Hills! Starting with this
        piece.

Emily and Raymond shake hands and wander off to the back of
the gallery to pick out wrapping for Raymond to take the
painting.

INT. KITCHEN OF HOME - NIGHT

Emily is sitting at the island, scrolling on her phone and
waiting for Robert to get home. Robert pulls in and enters
the house, walking into the kitchen.

                     EMILY
        Where have you been? Didn't you get
        my invitation?

                     ROBERT
        I was busy today.

                     EMILY
        Too busy to support your wife?
        Something big happened today and you
        should have been there.

                     ROBERT
        Something big happened to me too
        today.

                     EMILY
        Okay, indulge me. What's the more
        important thing that happened today?

                     ROBERT
        Sam came by.

                     EMILY
        Sam from work? What did she want?
        You know she was supposed to be at
        my show today.

                     ROBERT
        I know. I thought she was coming by
        looking for you.

                     EMILY
        Okay, and?

                     ROBERT
        She just wanted to talk. At least I
        thought so in the beginning. We got
        to talking and one thing led to
        another. Emily, there's no other way
        to say it, we had sex!

Emily stood and slammed the palm of her hand on the island countertop.

                     EMILY
        She seriously waited for me to be
        gone this weekend and came to see
        you? So what was her plan? Come
        seduce you and steal you away?

                     ROBERT
        I was vulnerable with you all busy
        with your little art project and she
        started talking about how her and I
        want the same things and she made
        some really good points about...

                     EMILY
        Points about what Robert? That bitch
        has been listening to me vent about
        you for weeks and not once ever
        actually agreed with me. I should
        have known! She wants you to give
        her a stupid little baby so she can
        sit on her ass and live out her
        hopelessly depressing housewife life
        that she pines over. She's using you
        and you know what, you deserve each
        other!

                     ROBERT
        You and I don't want the same
        things. I'm not going to wait around
        for you to figure yourself out when
        there are women out there that know
        what they want.

                     EMILY
        Oh, that's where you're wrong. I
        know what I want Robert and It's not
        you.

                     ROBERT
        I know. I don't think it's ever been
        me.

Emily grabs a wine bottle off the counter and heads to the
spare bedroom to sleep for the night.

INT. BEVERLY HILLS GALLERY - DAY

Raymond and Emily sit in Raymond's office.

                     ROBERT
        Your coworker and your husband?
        That's pretty fucked up.

                     EMILY
        Oh, I also quit my job this morning.
        My life is quite a soap-opera right
        now.

                     ROBERT
        Fuck them both. Not literally
        though, that might get messy.

Emily laughs with tears in her eyes.

                     ROBERT (cont'd)
        So, what's next for you? There's two
        empty apartments above the gallery
        if you need somewhere to stay.

                     EMILY
        I couldn't do that to you. I'll
        figure it out, it's okay.

                     ROBERT
        Nonsense! Think of it as your new
        studio. I need you to channel all
        that rage into your art. It will be
        healing for you and I'll be
        expecting something painfully
        extraordinary from this disaster. If
        anything, this is for me!

                     EMILY
        Fine. But only in the name of my
        love of art.

                     ROBERT
        For the love of art.

Emily and Raymond cheers their cups of tea and Raymond lays
out a few contracts for Emily to sign.

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